Did you remember to floss today? I hear that flossing is not only great for your oral and overall health but it will get you laid 10 times as much, you’ll win the lottery and you’ll wake up the next morning speaking 7 different languages. You will be viewed as a celebrity and everyone around you will want to be your best friend.
And maybe everything after the overall health part is hearsay, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 🙂