Counting Down to Day 72 of The Middle Path Makeover – A Cure for Baldness and Unwanted Facial Hair

Okay friends, I hear you and I can sympathize: Are you feeling too short/too fat/too skinny/too tall/too hairy/too feminine/too masculine/too insensitive/too much of a pushover/too geeky/too bald/too much unwanted facial hair/too blonde/grey/red/gay/straight/curly/too insert-whatever-you’re-too-much-of-here-go-on-let’s-get-it-out-of-our-systems)??????????????

Well is it out yet? Well is it? Good.

There is a well-known cure for all of our woes. It’s free and you don’t need a Doctor’s prescription or anything or anyone else. All you need is to open your heart and keep it open. It sounds cheesy but it works. Focus on others and being a public servant and you will instantly become the sexiest, most beautiful, secretly envied muthafu**a in the building. Focus on taking action from a place of love instead of from a place of fear and anger and you will shine like the friggen’ rock star that you know you are.

The cure is love. Just ask Nick Vujicic:

-Leah Joy, The Zenful Blogger

P.S. I’d like to dedicate this blog post to my dear friend and 2nd dad, the late, great Tom Ringelmann. Tom, where ever you are right now, you’ve got a whole bunch of people keepin’ their hearts open, just like you always taught us to do. I think you’d be pretty impressed. 🙂

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